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Chapter 0: The Obligatory Introductory Arc

A protestor breaks into Detulux Incorporated demanding to see the manager, not realising that they are biting off more than they can chew...


Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4

Mr. S. Pain goes to Spain! Travelling to a remote rural location with the Captain to buy a biological weapon, Pain finds himself suddenly up against a massive cult of Spanish brainwashed zealots out for his blood.

Can the intervention of a seven-foot Scotsman and a well-dressed woman who looks suspiciously like his accountant save the day? And what role does the druggie superagent Jack Bauser play in things?

(It's basically Resident Evil 4. Seriously.)


Interlude I: The Unusual Suspects

The Captain tries speaking the local language, Pain "acquires" some new weapons, the Detulux handbook is completely disregarded, the crew meets deranged scientist Dr. Ralph Smiffington III and the resident hacker watches some pornography.


Chapter 2: An Inspector Calls

The Detulux team are shocked when the latest INTERPOL agent assigned to their case, Inspector Jacques Russo, puts two-and-two together and realises that Detulux Incorporated the legitimate domestics supplier might have something to do with Detulux Incorporated the illegal arms trading firm.

There's a mad scramble as Inspector Russo makes a surprise visit to Detulux HQ. Will Russo find evidence of a link and arrest the team? Is Pain really dressing as Doc Holliday and putting on a terrible Southern drawl as a disguise? What does Pain's (very expensive) solicitor have to say about all this?


Chapter 3: The Consortium

Pain receives an invite to a recruitment open day from his accountant for a group calling itself "The Consortium". Seeking answers regarding the events in Spain a month prior, he heads off to the meeting with the Detulux crew in tow.

Also attending are several high-profile criminals, including the heads of the criminal organisation W.R.A.I.T.H, and several less reputable criminals including the two doctors, Smiffington and Gyrode...

The last Detulux Incorporated storyline before the comic became GunJunker.


Interlude II: Team Thoughtless

Detulux Incorporated is taken over by a man with a terrible cockney accent called "Max Valerion", expenses are negotiated with company solicitor Slymme, the Captain continues to try and speak the local language, the Detulux compound is visited by the self-proclaimed "King of the Gypsies" and the company takes on a new sniper, a new demolitions expert and a receptionist (although technically Harry never stopped wearing the dress).