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Episode published on Sunday 27th of September, 2015.
And so Occupant Sin 4 concludes! Huzzah! It only took ten bloody years.
I insisted that Sam add a cameo of a very specific general in this scene, from a show I used to love back when it was on (and relevant).
I'm just glad this bloody storyline is over.
Tagged:
Ben Nevis,
The Captain,
Hayley the President's Daughter,
Location - America,
Location - Detulux HQ,
Location - Paris, France,
Max Valerion,
The President of the United States
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Transcript
Title - 79: "Occupant Sin 4"
Subtitle - lx. "A Bad Enough Dude"
(An exterior shot of the White House on a lovely sunny day.)
Narrator: The White House, three days later...
SFX: *Hail to the Chief plays*
(Inside the Oval Office, the President sits. We only see his arm and the back of his chair. A general and a member of the Secret Service have wheeled in a television on a trolley and are standing in front of the President's desk with it.)
Secret Service Agent: They're broadcasting their demands, sir.
President: Put it on.
(The agent turns on the TV. Pain appears on screen, but he's wearing a latex clown mask, his glasses perched over the top on the mask's nose.)
Pain: Mr. President, we have your daughter.
(At Detulux, the crew is broadcasting. The Captain and a lanky henchman stand behind Pain, also wearing clown masks. Hayley, still unconscious, sits tied to a chair. Her hair covers her face.)
Pain: We rescued her from a Spanish cult only three days ago, but figured we'd make the most of her. You see, an organisation like mine needs funding, so we acquire it wherever and whenever we can.
(Behind Pain, Hayley begins to wake up, the others oblivious at first.)
Pain: Your daughter, I'm reassured, is quite healthy and unharmed. She's just sleeping, probably recovering from the shock of her original kidnap ordeal.
Hayley: *Snarl*
(Hayley begins to struggle against her bonds, attracting the Captain's attention. The camera angle is reversed for this shot, showing Pain from the back. They are in a warehouse, crates and boxes piled high on the other end of the building. Ben is present, leaning against a crate, along with a couple more regular henchmen who are operating the camera equipment. Pain attempts to discreetly wave the Captain into silence, not bothing to turn away from the camera as they are filming.)
Cap: Hey, Boss-
Pain: -Not now!
(We cut back to in front of Pain. He's doing his best to ignore what's happening behind him. Over his shoulder, we can see Hayley suceeding in breaking the ropes tying her to the chair she's sitting in, much to the dismay of the Captain and the henchman stood next to her.)
Pain: Mr. President, I'm thinking of a simple transaction, somewhere discreet where a group of my men will exchange your daughter for a trifling amount, say, about one million doll-
Captain: Boss!
Hayley: GRAGH!
(Pain is still ignoring them, staring at the camera looking determined. Hayley, under the influence of the parasite inside her, begins throttling the Captain. The Captain does his best to attempt to pry her off.)
Pain: Shh! One million dollars, which is practically a bargai-
Cap: Ack! Boss! Help!
Hayley: RARGH!
(Pain finally turns around to see why the Captain's ruining his ransom video, only to discover the Captain slumping to his knees as Hayley strangles him, the henchmen trying desperately to get her off. Pain's alarmed by this sight.)
Pain: Oh crap…er, Ben, we could use some help over here!
Hayley: GRAAGH!
(Ben and the other henchmen rush past the camera in order to help the Captain, Hayley looking up to glare at them, her eyes glowing red.)
Henchman: Oh god
Pain: What the hell?
Hayley: GRAAH-RARGH!
(The camera gets knocked over as everyone runs past. Back in the Oval Office, the scene unfolds on the TV screen.)
TV: Oh god, she's overpowered Ben! Run away!
President: That's my gal.
Narrator: END.
Episode tagline: I like to think the White House has "Hail to the Chief" playing on a loop outside on a loudspeaker. Also, are you a bad enough dude to take on the President's daughter?
