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The Captain
| Real name: | Unknown (it is probably written on a scrap of paper down the back of Pain's radiator) |
| Position: | The captain of Detulux's small army of henchmen |
| Age: | Early 30's |
| Nationality: | American (East Coast) |
| Weapon of choice: | Twin Micro Uzis |
| Fighting style: | He's not a particularly good shot but he can be handy with a baseball bat |
| Likes: | Pornography, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo |
| Dislikes: | Anything that in the long run will not lead to cigarettes or pornography, work |
| Interesting fact: | His locker is a utopia of cigarettes and pornography, and if he did not lock it with a combination lock it would almost certainly be rapidly emptied by the sexually repressed force that is the Detulux security team |
| Image: | Photograph of the Captain leaving a "present" for the prime minister of France in their private limousine taken by a random henchman |
Little is known about the Captain. This supporting figure within the criminal underworld appeared from nowhere and has been observed with several criminal organisations during his extensive career of illegal operations. The recurring pattern within these observations is how he always acquires a position of notability within whatever organisation he is a part of, usually in overall command of the henchmen or workforce.
The other commonality of all the organisations he has worked for is that their leading figures are now all either dead or in jail. After several positions within American crime organisations, the Captain journeyed to Europe to become the captain of the security force at Detulux Incorporated. He still claims that Max recruited him personally, but many find this hard to believe due to the Captain's personality being a complete clash with that of his employer. However, despite this it appears that he has formed some form of mutual friendship with Max, and no one questions his loyalty to both his boss and his men.
You will rarely see the Captain without a cigarette in his mouth.
Some think that he wears body armour because he is the captain of the guard and has more privileges, but it is partially so that Max can tell him apart from the rest of the henchmen.