Cast

Max Valerion

The boss of Detulux Incorporated; a nasty man with a cockney accent in a cheap white suit.

The Captain

Max's right-hand man, the head of Detulux's security forces. The man behind the man who makes sure that things operate smoothly at Detulux.

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Ben Nevis

The self-proclaimed "strongest man in the Highlands", Ben Nevis is a mercenary currently held on retainer by Detulux to provide his muscle and strength as a service.

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Mara Kyler

Detulux Incorporated's part-time accountant who spends the rest of her time applying her trade as a professional thief.

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Betty the Medic

Detulux Incorporated's one trained medical professional, in that she's done a basic course in first aid.

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H.G. the Hacker Guy

Detulux Incorporated's resident computer hacker, who doubles as the company's I.T. technician and mission controller.

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Lenny the Driver

Max's personal driver and Detulux's resident mechanic.

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Dr. Ralph Smiffington III

A bitter hunch-backed mad scientist who one day intends to take over the world.

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Inspector Jacques Russo

The INTERPOL inspector currently assigned to bring arms dealer Max Velarion to justice.

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D.P. Slymme

One-half of Slymme and Moran, Solicitors and Private Consultants. Slymme is the half that has the charisma and smarts, providing services as a lawyer to Detulux Incorporated.

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Jim 'Dirty Deeds' Moran

The other half of Slymme and Moran, Solicitors and Private Consultants. Moran is the half of the business that provides "solutions", usually involving a shovel or a can of petrol.

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Dr. Ivanovich Gregori Romani Gyrode

An ex-KGB scientist and a master of mechanisation, Dr. Gyrode works to humanise animals via robot suits.

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