[Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4]
Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4
Mr. S. Pain goes to Spain! Travelling to a remote rural location with the Captain to buy a biological weapon, Pain finds himself suddenly up against a massive cult of Spanish brainwashed zealots out for his blood.
Can the intervention of a seven-foot Scotsman and a well-dressed woman who looks suspiciously like his accountant save the day? And what role does the druggie superagent Jack Bauser play in things?
(It's basically Resident Evil 4. Seriously.)
Episode published on Thursday 1st of April, 2010.
So, a month or so back I did some polls to try and work out how to spruce up the comic and after much deliberation I made the hard decision to reboot the series completely, and I've made a few decisions that might seem a bit drastic but I feel confident that this is the way forward for Detulux! Changes will include the following:
(Pain is wearing a whimsical purple coat with epaulettes, a walking cane, a top hat and pink heart-shaped glasses. He has a warm grin, arms out open and is standing against a background of colourful lollipops.)
Pain: Welcome to Candyland, kiddos!
(The Captain is wearing a teddy bear suit while placing a lollipop into his mouth. A small sign on his fluffy ears hat reads "I [HEART SYMBOL] U" and another sign on his chest reads "HUG ME!". He is stood against a background of ice cream scoops.)
Captain: Mmm, I love lollipops!
(A simplistic castle sits against a vibrant kid-friendly landscape. The sun has a face and is smiling. A rainbow ends at the castle. The castle is decorated with two giant ice cream cones and features a sign which reads "DETULUX MAGIC CASTLE". Two trees are actually two giant lollipops. A sign in the foreground reads "DETULUX MAGICAL FUNLAND".)
(In the following panel Dr. Ralph Smiffington the Third and Dr. Gyrode appear. Ralph is wearing a brown tweed suit and wears a potted flower on his head, which has a face and is smiling. His hair is brushed, he has a smiley face badge and is holding a jar of sweets. Dr. Gyrode has greased his moustache into two points, wears pink heart glasses and a blue suit which also features hearts. He is being cuddled by a beige cat furry, which purrs as it nuzzles him. Both doctors are stood against a background of shelves full of jars of sweets. Gyrode stands behind a counter that has "Detulux Sweetie Counter - All sweets now come with a free hug!".)
Ralph: How about some chocolate gumdrops?
Gyrode: I love animals! All furry critters are adorable.
Furry: PURR PURR
Title: Detulux Magical Funland Inc. - The reboot of Detulux Inc. by Sean "Cuddlemaster" Payne with colours by Sam "Truly Scrumptious" Dyer, coming late 2010!
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