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69: Occupant Sin 4 - l. Footlong

[Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4]

69: Occupant Sin 4 - l. Footlong

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Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4

Mr. S. Pain goes to Spain! Travelling to a remote rural location with the Captain to buy a biological weapon, Pain finds himself suddenly up against a massive cult of Spanish brainwashed zealots out for his blood.

Can the intervention of a seven-foot Scotsman and a well-dressed woman who looks suspiciously like his accountant save the day? And what role does the druggie superagent Jack Bauser play in things?

(It's basically Resident Evil 4. Seriously.)


Page Notes

Episode published on Sunday 23rd of October, 2011.

During Separate Ways, Ada finds herself in a massic dock area featuring a fully-armed frigate. While traversing the area she manages to scuttle it. It's a pretty cool area and is one of the few new areas build for Ada's section. It's pretty lucky she took the ship out actually, otherwise it might have caused problems for Leon's water-based escape later.

I had Terminator 2: the Arcade Game on the Mega Drive as a kid. If you didn't shoot every square inch of the Cyberdyne laboratory section and left even a tiny bit of it intact, it would result in the "bad end" where a text message informs you that Skynet will still be created and that the machine apocalypse will still happen.

Tagged: The Captain, Hayley the President's Daughter, Location - Burdener Island, Location - Spain, Lord Almond Burdener, Mara Kyler, Max Valerion, Peon F. Kennedy, Puis Lera, Lord Burdener's scientist

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Transcript

Title - 69: "Occupant Sin 4"
Subtitle - l. "Footlong"

(Burdener leaps up onto the gantry Samada is waiting on with minimal effort, Samada watching him do so with her back to the audience.)

Samada: Hey there.

(Burdener questions her, looking more amused than concerned by the woman in front of him. Samada looks confident.)

Burdener: And where did you come from?
Samada: I've just come in off of the boat.

(Burdener grins at her, his thoughts depicting a naval frigate sporting many large cannons.)

Burdener: Ah, you found the first of my planned war fleet, I take it?

(Samada sneers at him, her thoughts depicting the same naval boat behind her, only this time it is on fire.)

Samada: I didn't think much of the onboard entertainment. I had to provide fireworks to liven things up.

(Burdener looks shocked to the point of distress, his thought bubble disappearing with a "poof" sound.)

Burdener: You sank my battleship?!

(Samada sticks her tongue out at him mockingly.)

Samada: Let's cut to the chase, Big Boy. You have something I want.

(A large veiny tentacle appears from under Burdener's robe and weaves its way towards her.)

Samada: Er, that's not what I meant.

(The tentacle is right in front of her face now.)

Samada: Is that your-? My, it's quite big, isn't it?

(She starts batting it away with her gun.)

Samada: No! Bad boy! We haven't even had a first date yet!

(The tentacle knocks the gun aside and slaps her hard on the head, stunning her.)

SFX: COCKSLAP'D

Narrator: Meanwhile...

(Pain and Captain stumble into another laboratory. Machines line the walls. There is a photo on the countertop situated in the centre of the room, which Pain picks up. Behind him, the Captain looks anxious.)

Captain: Aww, hell! We have no idea where we're going!

(Pain is looking at the photograph. It shows the long-haired man with the fuzzy beard the boys had witnessed being killed via tentacle penetration earlier. The man is still alive in the picture, sporting a white labcoat and a nervous grin.)

Pain: Hey! I know this guy!

(Pain strokes his chin thoughtfully as his thoughts depicts the man's demise.)

Pain: Almost didn't recognise him without the hole in his chest.
Captain: And the huge coc-
Pain: Yes, yes, alright. So this must be his lab then. And he had the Fluga sample before Burdener took it back.
Captain and Pain:

(The Captain smirks as he anticipates Pain's orders. Pain pats him on the shoulder.)

Cap: Trash the place?
Pain: You've seen Terminator 2. If we leave this place standing we could possibly cause the apocalypse! It's the least we could do!

Narrator: And so-

(The boys start smashing the place up, Pain using a length of pipe and the Captain shooting the computer consoles.)

SFX: DAKKA DAKKA

(The Captain stops firing as he spots something interesting beyound the fourth wall, his uzi smoking as it cools down.)

Cap: Hey Boss, whaddaya reckon this is?

(We see what he's looking at. It's a big chair fitted with straps in the armrest for tying people down. Above the chair are a pair of probes that spark with electricity. Besides the chair is a big sign.)

Sign: Máquina de extracción del parásito Fluga. NO DESTRUIR!
Narrator: Translation: Fluga Parasite Extraction Machine. DO NOT DESTROY!
Captain: Kinky!

(Pain stands besides the Captin and regards the machine, the Captain aiming a gun at it.)

Pain: Not sure. Looks evil. Break it.

(They smash the living hell out of it, Pain stomping on it with a grin on his face, the Captain shooting it.)

SFX: Dakka!

Narrator: A few minutes later-

(The boys are exiting the room, Pain surveying their handiwork. All the consoles have been reduced to smoking wreckage.)

Pain: Alright, let's get out of here!

(Once they've gone, Peon and Hayley enter through the opposite door.)

Peon: …they injected us with those parasite things a little while back. We've got to find the machine that removes them-

(Peon realises everything is broken, his expression a mixture of shock and fear. Behind him Hayley - her eyes red from infection - sways.)

Peon: -OH SHIT! Everything's broken!
Hayley: Peon, I don't feel so goooo…

(Hayley collapses. Peon turns to aid her only to also be overcome by his parasite, his eyes turning red as his body seizes up)

Peon: Hayley! Erk-guhhhhhhhhrrrr!

Episode tagline: Most of the equipment they trashed was actually just for running the carnival outside. They've ruined it for everyone!