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14: Demands

[Chapter 0: The Obligatory Introductory Arc]

14: Demands

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A protestor breaks into Detulux Incorporated demanding to see the manager, not realising that they are biting off more than they can chew...


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Episode published on Saturday 1st of October, 2005.

This episode is suspiciously clean in terms of the lineart. I'm calling fluke. At least I managed to work out the right scanner settings this time around!

I must also credit myself with an attempt at creative use of panels, as it's something I don't do enough of.

Tagged: Location - Detulux HQ, Location - Paris, France, Max Valerion, Melvin Pratt the Environ-mental Protestor, Newbie the Henchman

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Title - 14: "Demands"

(The shouted conversation between Mr. Pain and the protester continues.)

Protester: I DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER!
Pain: (bored) I AM THE MANAGER. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

(The protester shakes his fist as he gives a fiery speech, one so inspiring that the background turns to passionate flames for the panel.)

Protester: I HAVE TWO DEMANDS: ONE - STOP ALL ACTIVITIES THAT HARM THE ENVIRON-MENT, AND TWO - RELOCATE YOUR BUSINESS SO THAT YOU MAY NEVER SOIL THIS LAND AGAIN.

(Pain frowns and replies while counting off on his fingers.)

Pain: I ALSO HAVE TWO DEMANDS: ONE - SHUT THE HELL UP, AND TWO - GET THE F*** OFF OF MY ROOF.

(The protester frowns in annoyance.)

Protester: IT APPEARS THAT THERE IS NO TALKING TO YOU. I MAY HAVE TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE.

(Pain's eyelids lower in bored annoyance.)

Pain: IT APPEARS THAT YOU ARE A MORON. I WILL RESORT TO VIOLENCE.