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13: Whales

[Chapter 0: The Obligatory Introductory Arc]

13: Whales

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A protestor breaks into Detulux Incorporated demanding to see the manager, not realising that they are biting off more than they can chew...


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Episode published on Sunday 11th of September, 2005.

Another strip that I don't instantly cringe at when I OH MY GOD LOOK AT HOW HUGE PAIN'S HEAD IS. Seriously, I know anatomy is a concept I've always been liberal with but that guy's noggin is huge. I now try and work to characters being four or five heads tall. Pain is about three heads high in that last panel.

The quality of this one suffered from a new scanner, because I used to struggle with new pieces of technology (and still do). Obviously I couldn't get the settings right or something.

Alternative punchline: Pain's t-shirt says "NUKE WALES" and has a picture of a missile heading towards the country of Wales, which is coloured in the colours of the national flag (including the dragon). It's alright, I'm half-Welsh, I'm allowed to take the Mick out of the place (it's a perk...possibly the only perk).

By the way, I don't really like whales that much. I don't get what the fuss is all about. I'm sure if we removed all of the whales from the ocean we could prevent the seas rising from global warming! Because I'm a genius and that is exactly how water displacement works, fnarr fnarr.

Tagged: Location - Detulux HQ, Location - Paris, France, Max Valerion, Melvin Pratt the Environ-mental Protestor, Newbie the Henchman

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Transcript

Title - 13: "Whales"

(Pain is having a shouted discussion with the protester up on the roof of his warehouse.)

Pain: I LIKE YOUR T-SHIRT. I HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT.

(The protester's t-shirt says "SAVE THE WHALES" with a picture of a cartoon whale.)

Protester: REALLY?
Pain: ACTUALLY, MINE'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT THE PRINCIPLE IS THE SAME...

(An overlapping image shows Pain wearing his t-shirt. It says "NUKE THE WHALES" and has a cartoon missile heading towards a cartoon whale on it.)

Pain: Heh.