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64: Occupant Sin 4 - xlv. Out of the Frying Pan...

[Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4]

64: Occupant Sin 4 - xlv. Out of the Frying Pan...

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Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4

Mr. S. Pain goes to Spain! Travelling to a remote rural location with the Captain to buy a biological weapon, Pain finds himself suddenly up against a massive cult of Spanish brainwashed zealots out for his blood.

Can the intervention of a seven-foot Scotsman and a well-dressed woman who looks suspiciously like his accountant save the day? And what role does the druggie superagent Jack Bauser play in things?

(It's basically Resident Evil 4. Seriously.)


Page Notes

Episode published on Sunday 26th of October, 2008.

In Resident Evil 4 Saddler's base of operations isn't quite the walled fortress I've presented here, but there is a fairly significant chunk of island devoted to being a labyrinthine collection of concrete corridors, watchtowers and bunkers. It's typical Resident Evil architecture in that it doesn't make a lick of sense in any real conventions but it succeeds in making you feel like you're slowly working your way through layers upon layers of protection and security.

I always look back fondly on this page - I'm really pleased with how the fortress came out with the lighting and the spotlights.

Also don't forget to buy Fluke Hit cigarettes!

Tagged: Ben Nevis, The Captain, Location - Burdener Island, Location - Spain, Max Valerion

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Transcript

Title - 64: "Occupant Sin 4"
Subtitle - xlv. "Out of the Frying Pan..."

(Pain and the Captain walk along the rocky path through the mountains. Captain has stitched his hat back together after Bauser sliced a bit off.)

Pain: We'll just have to push onwards. I have a feeling that we'll have to be careful from here on out.

(They round a corner and, much to Pain's surprise, they see the massive stronghold that is Lord Burdener's hideout. It is a colossal concrete edifice surrounded by rows of barb-wire lined walls, guards on patrol, anti-aircraft guns, watchtowers and search lights. It looks like something out of World War 2. Pain places a hand on his forehead and worriedly strokes his chin while contemplating the impenetrable fortress in front of him. Captain holds out his lit cigarette.)

Captain: Here. I think you need this.

(A large soldier in a beret and tattered shirt carrying a massive gatling gun walks past their hiding spot amongst the rocks.)

Pain: Agh! It's the gatling-gun guy! ...Who looks suspiciously like Ben.

(Pain adjusts his glasses.)

Pain: Wait a minute, that is Ben!
Captain: Noo! They got to Ben too?

(Pain slaps the Captain around the back of the head.)

SFX: SLAP!
Captain: Ow!

(Pain leans over their rock, towards Ben.)

Pain: Psst! Oi! Ben!
Ben: Och, there ye are! Ah thought we'd need t' get all crafty t' get through 'ere, so ah "borrowed" this outfit from one o' the tall eedjits. Should I get some soldier clobber fer you guys?
Pain: With that smell? No. Say, what happened to that horrible mutant thing you were fighting?

(Ben rubs the back of his head.)

Ben: Er, let's jist say we won't need tae werry abit heem.
Pain: "Him"?
Ben: Ah, ne'er mind. Whit dea ye want tae do now?
Pain: Well...

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Episode tagline: A healthy complexion, stout jaw, ginger hair, sunglasses and a fairly strong Scottish accent. He'll blend right in with the pale, dark-haired Spaniards, I'm sure. A master of disguise, that Ben Nevis.