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Episode published on Friday 15th of June, 2007.
Aside from the potential love interest, the other friendly face in Resident Evil 4 that you encounter is Luis Sera, a sort of Latino Johnny Depp. He's vaguely mysterious and (SPOILERS!) turns out to be a key figure in the events of RE4, insofar that he was one of the scientists that helped reanimate the parasite that's making the local populace super killer crazy.
He's pretty cool, there's one memorable scene where you hole up in a shack with him and the President's daughter, fighting off waves of farmers (Luis' preferred weapon being the collector's choice, the Mauser-esque Red 9). Luis is (MORE SPOILERS) unceremoniously killed off by the main villain Lord Saddler via...er...Saddler's "robe tentacle" piercing him through the spine. It's gross, and is probably not a penis despite evidence to the contrary (in that it's long, purple and covered in veins).
Depending on which console you played on, Luis' facial hair changed slightly – in some versions he had a prominent moustache, and in others his beard was more noticeable with no moustache. Some consoles are pro-moustache, I guess?
It's funny, this episode was surprisingly popular on DeviantArt. With tentacle fetishists. Can't for the life of me see why...
Tagged:
Ben Nevis,
The Captain,
Location - Spain,
Lord Almond Burdener,
Max Valerion,
Peon F. Kennedy,
Puis Lera, Lord Burdener's scientist
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Transcript
Title - 45: "Occupant Sin 4"
Subtitle - xxvi. "Johnson"
(As the trio venture through a pillared room, they are stopped by a voice from behind them. A man is calling out, trying to get their attention.)
Man: Hey, hey guys!
Pain: Oh, what now?
(The man is long haired and has a small fuzzy beard. He wears a leather sleeveless jacket over a shirt along with slacks, all in various shades of brown. He holds a vial of some sort in his hand. Behind him, a pointed tentacle of some sort flexes ominously.)
Man: I've got something you'll want!
(The tentacle pierces through the man's spine and bursts through his chest with a loud "SPLUTCH". Burdener is revealed to be standing behind both the man and the tentacle limb.)
Burdener: Why thank you! I'll take that!
(It turns out that the long tentacle belongs to Burdener, emerging from the bottom of his robe. Burdener bends down to grasp the vial from the now dead man's body.)
Pain: BURDENER!
(The tentacle thing slithers back under Burderner's robes.)
Burdener: Heh heh.
(The Captain can't believe what he's just seen; Pain pulls his Magnum from his jacket and directs it at Burdener.)
Captain: He just killed that guy with his-
Pain: FREEZE!
(Burdener disappears through the door at the back of the room as Pain's shots from the Magnum narrowly miss him, hitting the doorway instead.)
SFX: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
(The Captain is still traumatised by what he witnessed, while Pain is beside himself with anger.)
Captain: It was huge and long and veiny and purp-
Pain: We get the point!
(The Detulux trio look at the unknown man's mutilated body near them with confusion.)
Pain: ...You ever get the feeling that something really important just happened but you don't know what the hell it was?
Narrator: Meanwhile-
(Peon, also now inside the castle, has a hand on top of a barrel. He has his combat knife in his other hand and is preparing to open the barrel.)
Peon (thinking): Right! I'll get it right this time! I'll open this barrel inside the castle, where there aren't any snakes!
(As he removes the lid of the barrel, five red-eyed snakes leap out at him.)
Peon: Erk-
SFX: HISS! HSSS! HSS! HISSS!
(Cut to Peon running down a corridor, flailing his arms around comically. On both arms, legs and on his scalp, there is a snake firmly attached.)
Peon: WHAAAGH!
(In a non-sequitur, the logo to "Snakes on a Plane" has been altered so that there are now two snakes wrapped around a wooden barrel.)
Caption: PEON F. KENNEDY - SNAKES IN A BARREL
(Peon angrily points at the logo.)
Peon: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF**KING SNAKES IN THESE MOTHERF**KING BARRELS!
Episode tagline: That's some quality *penetration* in panel three. Coincidentally, panel two and three? Shortest. Cameo. Ever.
