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Episode published on Saturday 9th of July, 2005.
Darkness is blue with gradient black, FACT. The Infinite is blue as well, at least from the outside anyway.
Also, a prominence of ellipses. I was into Final Fantasy at the time. Who says video games aren't a bad influence? Well, nobody I suppose. Bloody non-gamers.
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Location - Detulux HQ,
Location - Paris, France,
Max Valerion,
Newbie the Henchman
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Transcript
Title - 06: "Wakey Wakey!"
(The new guy stumbles through the darkness of the Boss' room, his arms outstretched to feel around in the dark.)
New guy: Hey Boss...are you in here?
(He finds the bottom of a bed and feels around at the Boss' feet.)
New guy: Er...sir...sorry to disturb you...sir?
(The Boss sits bolt upright. We cannot see his features in the dark.)
The Boss: -Hmm?
(Suddenly the Boss leaps out from under the covers so he is standing on the bed, and he lunges towards the hapless henchman.)
The Boss: GRAAGH!
New guy: (surprised) -Sir?!
(The Boss reaches down and, grabbing the henchman by his shoulders, effortlessly heaves the smaller man up on to the bed.)
New guy: Urgle! Boss!
(The Boss knees the henchman in the groin.)
New guy: Erk!
(The Boss follows this up with a right hook across the henchman's face.)
SFX: WHACK!
New guy: Urf!
The Boss: You are in BIG trouble.
