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24: Occupant Sin 4 - v. A Local Church for Local People

[Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4]

24: Occupant Sin 4 - v. A Local Church for Local People

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Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4

Mr. S. Pain goes to Spain! Travelling to a remote rural location with the Captain to buy a biological weapon, Pain finds himself suddenly up against a massive cult of Spanish brainwashed zealots out for his blood.

Can the intervention of a seven-foot Scotsman and a well-dressed woman who looks suspiciously like his accountant save the day? And what role does the druggie superagent Jack Bauser play in things?

(It's basically Resident Evil 4. Seriously.)


Page Notes

Episode published on Wednesday 18th of October, 2006.

"Where is everyone? Bingo?" is an actual line from Resident Evil 4. I just took it a little more literally (because you never do see what is going on at the church once all the Ganados, the Spanish farmer enemies, head towards the bell).

"Matalo" apparently means "get him". It's one of the common phrases that the enemies say in the game, repeatedly. Incidentally, "ganado" means "cattle", in case you were wondering.

Tagged: 'Matalo' Guy, The Captain, Location - Spain, Lord Almond Burdener, Max Valerion

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Transcript

Title - 24: "Occupant Sin 4"
Subtitle - v. "A Local Church for Local People"

Pain (monologuing): We eventually made it to the village...

(Pain and the Captain are standing in a small village of rural housing. The place is deserted.)

Pain: Well, we're here!

(We see from overhead that the area is completely empty, the only distinguishing feature being a bonfire around a large stake of wood.)

Captain: Where is everyone? Bingo?
Pain: Pfft. Bingo, indeed. As if.

(We cut to the church, where the village's residents are in a strange sermon with a sinister monk wearing purple.)

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Church-
Monk: My brethren...are you ready for the task at hand?

(The monk turns the handle on a small cage, which whirrs as it rotates. When it stops, the cage's front opens up and a ball falls out with a plop. The monk reaches for the ball and examines it.)

Monk: 88, two fat ladies!

(One of the village farmers, a bald man, stands up suddenly waving his bingo card above his head.)

Farmer: Matalo!
Monk: No, no! We went over this. The word is "bingo". Bin-go.
Farmer: (confused) Mat...a...lo?

(The monk raises a prompt card to his face.)

Monk: Whatever. You win today's prize: one free surgery from Doctor Galvavore.

(The doctor, another farmer with a sack on his head, steps forward. The sack has eye and mouth holes cut in it and the man is winking cheerfully with his tongue hanging out. He's giving a thumbs up with one hand while hefting a large chainsaw in the other.)

Dr. Galvavore: Si!

Episode tagline: I actually know what "matalo" means, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to tell you what it means. :p