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Detulux Christmas '07

[Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4]

Detulux Christmas '07

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Chapter 1: Occupant Sin 4

Mr. S. Pain goes to Spain! Travelling to a remote rural location with the Captain to buy a biological weapon, Pain finds himself suddenly up against a massive cult of Spanish brainwashed zealots out for his blood.

Can the intervention of a seven-foot Scotsman and a well-dressed woman who looks suspiciously like his accountant save the day? And what role does the druggie superagent Jack Bauser play in things?

(It's basically Resident Evil 4. Seriously.)


Page Notes

Episode published on Sunday 23rd of December, 2007.

I've tagged this episode "non-canon" but that's not technically true; this page could happen on any Christmas at Detulux. It just doesn't happen in the middle of a trip to Spain, obviously.

The red scarf is a homage to the one Michael Caine's Ebeneezer Scrooge received in the Muppets' Christmas Carol (the best Christmas Carol film of all bar none).

Tagged: The Captain, Christmas, Location - Detulux HQ, Location - Paris, France, Max Valerion, Non-canon

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Title - Detulux Christmas '07

(A non-canon strip, although this could be any Christmas at Detulux. Detulux HQ is covered in snow and there is snow in the air. On one of the big Detulux signs out the front of the building another sign has been nailed on, with the words "Closed for Christmas" written on it. The Captain and two henchmen, all dressed in warm winter-wear, walk away from the building. They are waving to Pain, who is wearing a grey greatcoat and a red scarf over his usual white suit.)

Captain: See ya, Boss!
Pain: Yeah, yeah. Enjoy yourselves. Just be back by January 1st!

(Pain turns and points at the reader, breaking the fourth wall.)

Pain: Oh, and as for YOU...

(He waves, a sneer on his face.)

Pain: MERRY CHRISTMAS! Now get out of here before I change my mind!