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Episode published on Wednesday 27th of December, 2006.
Judging by the published date, it must've been quite a dull Christmas for me, too!
You can pick up eggs in Resident Evil 4 (and in 5, too). They replenish health, or can be used to comically be thrown at an enemy as well. Since most of the eggs come from snakes and chickens the player encounters, one has to wonder whether it is all that wise to eat eggs fresh from an animal. There's a little thing called "salmonella" that would really mess up a secret mission.
Still, having the player character curl into a ball in a puddle of his own vomit and excrement could make for a memorable "game over" screen: "YOU ARE STUPID", I imagine the screen would say.
Tagged:
The Captain,
Location - Spain,
Max Valerion
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Transcript
Title - 28: "Occupant Sin 4"
Subtitle - ix. "Getting Eggy"
(It's Pain and the Captain versus the farmers. Pain hits one of the men with a right hook to the nose while the Captain fills a younger farmer full of lead, having drawn a second mini-UZI from somewhere and now using twin guns.)
SFX (fist-to-nose): THUD!
SFX (UZIs): DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
(Pain narrowly avoids being stabbed from the side by a portly woman, firing over her shoulder with his gun. The bullet passes through the skull of a younger female farmer who was trying to axe the Captain, and heads towards the unfortunate bullet-riddled farmer the Captain attacked, who is somehow still standing.)
SFX (Pain's gun): BLAM!
SFX (bullet through skull): SPLUTCH! SPLUTCH!
(Pain knees the portly woman in the midsection at puts a bullet into her face. There's a dramatic flare because the moment is so awesome.)
SFX: BLAM!
Pain: YEAHH! OWNED!
(Pain is suddenly hit in the face with an egg, which cracks open and covers his face with yolk.)
SFX: CRACK!
Pain: Aagh! What the hell?
(It turns out that the Captain was the one who threw it. He's bouncing an egg in one hand and is stood next to a confused looking chicken.)
Captain: Sorry, boss. Couldn't resist!
Chicken: Bawk?
Narrator: And so-
(Pain is taking it well. He's trying to drown the Captain face-first in a horse though.)
Pain: That's it! Have a nice refreshing drink to cool you off!
Captain: BLUB! GLUB!
Author note: I didn't have a script for this one. Does it show?
Episode tagline: Of all the people he could have egged his chose his boss. My argument is that he's high, because although he was smoking herbs, it's what's known as the 'placebo' effect. He gets high because he thinks he's smoking weed. Damn I'm educational!
